N°8 CHRIS ROCK – NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

Since the previous song is about a prostitute called Roxanne the next link was easy to make. It’s an advisory song for people who go out to clubs in the weekend but with the humour of the worldwide known stand-up comedian Chris Rock.

So Chris Rock isn’t a singer or a songwriter but he did deliver a fantastic humourous song which contains a great value of truth nowadays. It’s hard to tell a girls age. It’s tough not to get into trouble when you go dancing in a club or drinking in a pub. People get shot and killed everywhere for the stupidest things like “a smudged Puma”. The lyrics are funny but when you think about it they're also kinda true.

Enough about the song. Chris Rock is one of the fastest and foul mouthed stand-up comedians on earth. His four shows are known by the main public:

1996 Bring The Pain

Best Quote: I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

1999 Bigger And Blacker

Best Quote: You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets should cost $5000. $5000 for a bullet. You know why? 'Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. … Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, "Damn, he must have did something. He put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!"

2004 Never Scared

Best Quote: You know the only thing you can do to stop your man from cheating? The only thing you can do … is be there. Where? There! Wherever he's thinking about fucking, that's it. Just be right there.

2008 Kill The Messenger

Best Quote: I think they should change the name of that show from Desperate Housewives...to Ungrateful Bitches!

He also performed in many many many many movies like Beverly Hills Cop II, CB4, Lethal Weapon 4, Bad Company, Dogma, and he’s the voice of Marty in the Madagascar movies.

Now listen very carefully to the lyrics and start training your loud laughters.